Intelligence?

One Day Lil Johnny was Given a Test..
Here are The answers He gave..
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. his last battle.

Q2. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A. at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Nile flows in which state?
A. liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A. marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A. Exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breafast?
A. lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A. the other half

Q8. Ifyou throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A. it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
A. no problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. If it took 8 men 10hrs 2 build a wall, how long would it take 4 men 2 build it?
A. no time at all, the wall is already built.

Award Him marks out of 100%

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